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A COMPUTER READ-OUT ON JESUS
Age: 30
Marital Status: Single
Occupational Background: Carpenter
Financial Status: Unstable, no records available
Bank References: None
Education: None. No church school history, no available records
Present Employment: Unemployed, vagabond
Credit Status: Zero
Address: Nazareth? General delivery
Parents: Poor
Nationality: Hebrew
Language Spoken: Aramaic / Hebrew
Real Estate: None
Cash on hand: None
Life Insurance: None
Credit References: None
Possessions: Clothes on back, no pillow
Religious Record: Not in good and regular shape. Causes great division and dissension in His church. Highly critical of church leadership. Has an extreme negative attitude of intolerance of general leadership and is dangerously opposed to the Jewish leadership laws.
Personal References: Scattered. Men of education and high standing in the church refuse to endorse His character. Without proper education. Befriends thugs, thieves, prostitutes etc. No possibility of employment.


WANTED!

NOTORIOUS LEADER
OF AN UNDERGROUND
LIBERATION MOVEMENT
  Jesus of Nazareth. BEWARE!
PROFESSIONAL
AGITATOR

JESUS

FOR

SEDITION, CRIMINAL ANARCHY, VAGRANCY
AND CONSPIRING TO OVERTHROW THE
ESTABLISHED GOVERNMENT

WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CRIMES:

Preaching without a license - Practising medicine without a license -
Distributing food without permits -Wine making without a license -

Assault on Money Changers - Disorderlyconduct in the temple -
Parading without a permit - Illegal gathering -
Healing on the Seventh Day Sabbath (Saturday) - Casting out demons -
Allowing children to sit on His lap - Aiding and abetting known prostitutes -
Sending out revolutionaries into all the world.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Radicals, Prostitutes, Hustlers, Dissidents

WARNING: Approach with caution - followers are said to be armed.