The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential Internal, Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms:
Manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct
this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station in your area
Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the Manufacturer's
warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.